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Re: Say goodbye to your pedal board
Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2021 8:49 pm
by JHorner
Wear it on your ankle instead.
Added bonus: This signals that you are available to swingers
Re: Say goodbye to your pedal board
Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2021 9:57 pm
by jeremyb
GrantB wrote: ↑Wed Jun 02, 2021 8:35 pm
I already look like a spazz on stage....this would enhance that nicely.
The idea that while I am air-wanking some effect, I can't play the various strings I need to complete the piece, seems like an oversight.
Just wear the thing on your manhood and thrust your hips about!
Re: Say goodbye to your pedal board
Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2021 10:43 pm
by Zaulkin
jeremyb wrote: ↑Wed Jun 02, 2021 9:57 pm
GrantB wrote: ↑Wed Jun 02, 2021 8:35 pm
I already look like a spazz on stage....this would enhance that nicely.
The idea that while I am air-wanking some effect, I can't play the various strings I need to complete the piece, seems like an oversight.
Just wear the thing on your manhood and thrust your hips about!
Bonus points if you can hula it around the shaft for an entire song.
Re: Say goodbye to your pedal board
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2021 12:19 am
by hamo
GrantB wrote: ↑Wed Jun 02, 2021 8:35 pm
I already look like a spazz on stage....this would enhance that nicely.
The idea that while I am air-wanking some effect, I can't play the various strings I need to complete the piece, seems like an oversight.
Yup, I have enough trouble just trying to play the instrument.
