Say goodbye to your pedal board

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Re: Say goodbye to your pedal board

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Wear it on your ankle instead.

Added bonus: This signals that you are available to swingers

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GrantB wrote: Wed Jun 02, 2021 8:35 pm
hamo wrote: Wed Jun 02, 2021 8:08 am Intriguing :think:

https://www.guitarworld.com/news/sony-motion-sonic
I already look like a spazz on stage....this would enhance that nicely.

The idea that while I am air-wanking some effect, I can't play the various strings I need to complete the piece, seems like an oversight.
Just wear the thing on your manhood and thrust your hips about!
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Re: Say goodbye to your pedal board

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jeremyb wrote: Wed Jun 02, 2021 9:57 pm
GrantB wrote: Wed Jun 02, 2021 8:35 pm
hamo wrote: Wed Jun 02, 2021 8:08 am Intriguing :think:

https://www.guitarworld.com/news/sony-motion-sonic
I already look like a spazz on stage....this would enhance that nicely.

The idea that while I am air-wanking some effect, I can't play the various strings I need to complete the piece, seems like an oversight.
Just wear the thing on your manhood and thrust your hips about!
Bonus points if you can hula it around the shaft for an entire song.

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Re: Say goodbye to your pedal board

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GrantB wrote: Wed Jun 02, 2021 8:35 pm
hamo wrote: Wed Jun 02, 2021 8:08 am Intriguing :think:

https://www.guitarworld.com/news/sony-motion-sonic
I already look like a spazz on stage....this would enhance that nicely.

The idea that while I am air-wanking some effect, I can't play the various strings I need to complete the piece, seems like an oversight.
Yup, I have enough trouble just trying to play the instrument.
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