Wear it on your ankle instead.
Added bonus: This signals that you are available to swingers
Say goodbye to your pedal board
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Re: Say goodbye to your pedal board
Just wear the thing on your manhood and thrust your hips about!
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Re: Say goodbye to your pedal board
Bonus points if you can hula it around the shaft for an entire song.jeremyb wrote: ↑Wed Jun 02, 2021 9:57 pmJust wear the thing on your manhood and thrust your hips about!
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Re: Say goodbye to your pedal board
Yup, I have enough trouble just trying to play the instrument.
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