You forgot one: come up with a lame excuse as to why it wasn't up to your usual standard, or claim that it was a one-take imrov (when really you slaved over it for 3 days).rob_on_guitar wrote:Recipe for te awesome metal solo:
1.Drink beer.
2.Repeat rule one until you find the courage!
3.Wear loin cloth (Do not try make one out of a lion!)
4.Tell yourself "If manowar can do it and be taken seriously so can you!"
5.Repeat rule 1.
6.Play anything at super fast speed which must consist of tapping, wailing high notes, low to high shred run, "riding across the sky triumphant on your fire steed" moment.
7.Do rule 6 many times so you can choose the least embarrassing take once rule 1 wears off.
8.Pretend you werent hurt when your friends tell you it was crap
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Zing!Basket Case wrote:You forgot one: come up with a lame excuse as to why it wasn't up to your usual standard, or claim that it was a one-take imrov (when really you slaved over it for 3 days).rob_on_guitar wrote:Recipe for te awesome metal solo:
1.Drink beer.
2.Repeat rule one until you find the courage!
3.Wear loin cloth (Do not try make one out of a lion!)
4.Tell yourself "If manowar can do it and be taken seriously so can you!"
5.Repeat rule 1.
6.Play anything at super fast speed which must consist of tapping, wailing high notes, low to high shred run, "riding across the sky triumphant on your fire steed" moment.
7.Do rule 6 many times so you can choose the least embarrassing take once rule 1 wears off.
8.Pretend you werent hurt when your friends tell you it was crap
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I might have to pike out, just not getting anything with it at all had a blast over it for about an hour last night (oo-err) but it just sounded shit
So, is that low alcohol or no alcohol at all? mmmm, no alcohol, do you want to try it? Noooooooooo.
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We could divide the last section into bits and do a trade-off thing? Kind of G7
For quality's sake I could edit together everybody's parts (sans backing) and then add that to the backing
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Sounds like you need to buy a loin cloth and stand on top of cliff tops while screaming at the sky for persperatio.... er, I mean inspiration!BG wrote:I might have to pike out, just not getting anything with it at all had a blast over it for about an hour last night (oo-err) but it just sounded shit
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Just on a side note and a double postage, if i made a tune like the one in the wasting riffs thread, would people be keen on doing a jam on something similar? would mean that there are different parts and times... just curious as peeps could sort out the section they would like to widdly didly over....
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Not enough "Rule #1"?BG wrote:I might have to pike out, just not getting anything with it at all had a blast over it for about an hour last night (oo-err) but it just sounded shit
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half the problem being I'm using Amplitube 3 now, and its just not the same as a Pod
So, is that low alcohol or no alcohol at all? mmmm, no alcohol, do you want to try it? Noooooooooo.
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I have never had any luck with those programs, too much latency, but some doods do well with it. I'd rather a pod.
I do wish I'd bought the rackmount x3 when I had all that dosh. Which reminds me, anybody got a spare fvb2 pedal?
I do wish I'd bought the rackmount x3 when I had all that dosh. Which reminds me, anybody got a spare fvb2 pedal?
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Whats your sound card bro? maybe I could help with latency issues?
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I'm using a lexicon omega, with asio4all because the lexicon drivers are very patchy, sometimes they work and others they don't. Latency isn't really the issue, just struggling to get a good sound with amplitube 3. Haven't been playing with for very long, so it will come. Might go back to guitar rig insteadrob_on_guitar wrote:Whats your sound card bro? maybe I could help with latency issues?
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Maybe just more rule #1 lol, I have to honest though I havent worked with yer card before...
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If no-one else is going to put their hand up, then yeah.Tsuken wrote:We could divide the last section into bits and do a trade-off thing? Kind of G7
For quality's sake I could edit together everybody's parts (sans backing) and then add that to the backing
BG I think your tone in the Porn Jam was more than adequate. Failing that, don't you have a Bellbird??
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I'd be keen, yeah!rob_on_guitar wrote:Just on a side note and a double postage, if i made a tune like the one in the wasting riffs thread, would people be keen on doing a jam on something similar? would mean that there are different parts and times... just curious as peeps could sort out the section they would like to widdly didly over....
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